Who wouldn’t want the Cruzin Cooler motorized ice chest?’
Yes, that’s right — a cooler with a built-in scooter. 24+ can capacity, gas or electric, up to 30 miles range on the electric version, disc brakes, trailer hitch (to tow the “Coolagon” wagon cooler for expanded capacity, of course), speeds of up to 14 mph (which, as the interview I found this on describes it, “is haulin’ ass on an ice chest”), and a driver weight of up to 300 lbs.
Which strikes me as a good thing to know for some people who might want to buy this. And I know there will be people at our campground next summer who will have one.
Addendum: oh, jeez — follow this link to the YouTube video, then check out all the related cooler racing videos on the right.